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2013 Rate Beer awards - Top 100 brewer of the world
Clementine - 5.9%
Refreshing white ale with hints of coriander, citrus and of course clementines
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
White Ale
Pale
Alcohol %

5.9%

IBU:

TBA
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

Back Sept 2013

Food paring & comments
Soft Cheese and steaks
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95 / 100 (style)
A New Boston Tradition

Clementine is Clown Shoes Beer’s Belgian style White Ale. Light-bodied and crisp, this is a terrific White Ale with plenty of zest! Hazy in appearance and healthily carbonated, it utilizes Chambly yeast to energetically shape its wheat malt base. Incorporated in the brewing process is Clementine, sweet orange peel, a hint of Coriander, and Summit hops.
At a sly, easy-drinking 5.9%, Clementine is dynamic and flavorful enough to satisfy discerning craft beer palates, yet light enough to count among “sessionable” beers.
Poured high into a pint or traditional pilsner style glass, drinkers can sip away lazy summer afternoons. As for food pairings, it is the perfect compliment to a range of salads and seafoods or light cheeses such as Feta, Monterey and Gruyere.

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Swagger - 6%
Lagers shouldn't be bland.. strut your stuff and grad a red lager!
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Hoppy Red Lager
Red / Amber
Alcohol %

6%

IBU:

TBA
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 355ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

From Sept 2013

Food paring & comments
Sausages and mash
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N/R
Like a peacock driving a Lamborghini, Swagger Hoppy Red Lager is a show off.
Clown Shoes Swagger is a liquid strut, a summertime quaff with attitude, a crisp red lager dry hopped with Simcoe and Citra. Perfect for a barbecue or a picnic at the beach, as well as to pacify your inner peacock.
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Galactica - 8%
Galaxy hop hero!
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
DIPA
Rich Amber
Alcohol %

8%

IBU:

TBA
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 355ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

From Sept 2013

Food paring & comments
Pork Ribs, BBQ chilli wings, Indian
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96/100
Galactica, a hop staff wielding heroine, patrols in karate kick mode through the heavens. Her mission: cosmic combat to promote good beer. Dry hopped with Galaxy hops, a clean malt backbone enhances the dank and luscious IPA flavours.
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Brown Angel - 7%
A modern style new age Brown Ale
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Double Brown Ale
Rich brown
Alcohol %

7%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

Back Sept 2013

Food paring & comments
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93 / 100

Brown Angel was designed to have three distinct levels: a dark brown backbone with notes of chocolate and coffee resulting from the use of 1500 pounds of Maris Otter malt, aggressive American hops (Amarillo and Columbus) provide bitterness and some citrus,  while a more delicate floral finish is achieved from the use of the classic English hop, East Kent Goldings.  This is NOT your old school brown, but rather a sexy American interpretation.  At 40IBUs and 7% Alcohol it goes down sneaky fast.

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Hoppy Feet - 7%
Their signature Black IPA and the base for double trouble :-)
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330ml label

Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Black IPA
Black
Alcohol %

7%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

Back Sept 2013

Food paring & comments
Nice with Indian and spicy dishes or soups
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95 / 100

Hoppy Feet has been lovingly crafted by combining Premium malt with lots of Amarillo and Columbus Hops.  Grapefruit and Pine are balanced on the nose and on the palate by a nutty, dark chocolate, roasted backbone.

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Hoppy Feet 1.5 - 11%
Double the impact of their core black IPA. Oh yeh baby!
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Double Black IPA
Black
Alcohol %

11%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

Back Sept 2013

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Food paring & comments
Really hot food, pepper dishes
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99 / 100

One year of brutal work and abundant shenanigans is in the books. So, we up sized Hoppy Feet and dry hopped it twice. The huge, complex flavors and powerful hop and malt aromas make a worthy tribute. Thank you, each one of you, for helping make our dreams real.

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Tramp Stamp - 7%
Don't be a tramp!…drink a tramp :-)
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Belgium IPA
Amber
Alcohol %

7%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

Back Sept 2013

Food paring & comments
Thai food, strong blue cheese
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96 / 100

Like a stamp on a tramp, this beer is about not so subtle seduction.  Soft but complex malts, Chambly yeast, sweet orange peel, Columbus, Amarillo, and Centennial hops have merged to create a bodacious Belgian IPA.

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Muffin Top - 10%
Drink a few of these and its what you can expect :-O it tastes so good though, surely its healthy!
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Belgium-style Tripel IPA
Golden Amber
Alcohol %

10%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

Back Sept 2013

Food paring & comments
Strong Blue cheeses, fruit cake
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96 / 100

Hoppy Belgian-Style Tripel – ABV 10% Muffin Top combines the attributes of a Belgian Tripel with a huge burst of American hops. Intense flavors from the Belgian yeast, reminiscent of candied fruits, mix with the hop bitterness and sweet orange peel to create a unique take on a Belgian-Style ale.

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Miracle - 5.5%
A beer for a good cause!
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Hoppy Session IPA
Amber
Alcohol %

5.5%

Origin

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

TBA

Food paring & comments
Pad Thai noodles and rice dishes
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91 / 100

Our boy Miracle Mike represents what we hope to do with our Minor Miracle Fund.  A percentage of the profits from this juicy sessionable IPA will be used to help real people (and maybe a puppy or two).

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Eagle Claw Fist - 8%
No ordinary Amber - expect to fall in love :-)
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Imperial Amber Ale
Rich Golden
Alcohol %

8%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

TBA

Now added to core range

Food paring & comments
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94 / 100

Eagle Claw Fist utilizes the same Chico yeast that shaped Hoppy Feet and Brown Angel. Canadian Two Row, English Crystal, and a little English Black Patent malt provide a sweet, balanced backbone. Simcoe, Centennial, and Citra work together to create a unique hop assault, with an intense bitterness that manages to leave your palate in one piece and is harmonized by the flavors of tropical fruits and flowers. The finish is dry.
To quote Suzanne Schalow, of Cambridge Common, “This is your best beer.” Kate Baker, her coworker, said, “I think I might be in love.

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Supa Hero - 8%
The super hero of fresh hoppy beers!
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Double IPA - DIPA
Rich Amber
Alcohol %

8%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

TBA

Now added to core range

Food paring & comments
Spicy Indian, Chilli Salt and Pepper squid, steak and Tobasco
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94 / 100
Short pourts? Drinking Geuze through straws? Dusty bottles growing old in liquor stores? Bwahahahahaha! Meet Boston’s own Supa Hero, Captain M., The Protecta of The Bee-ah!!
This India Pale Ale will be made with the freshest, dankest, most wicked ahhhh-some hops availabe at brew time.
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Lubrication - 6%
You need a good lubrication to make the night social...
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
American Black Ale
Rich Brown
Alcohol %

6%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

N/A

Food paring & comments
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89 / 100

The Lube is now available! Lube? Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. Social lubrication, people coming together to unwind, is what we are talking about.  This American Black Ale has a dark body, medium bitterness, balanced with West Coast hops and sweet orange peel.  1 pint, 6 fl.oz.  Alc.6% by volume.  Ale brewed with natural flavor. 

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Blaecorn Unidragon - 12.5%
Beware the Unidragon…This is one big and in your face fantastic IR Stout
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Russian Imperial Stout
Black
Alcohol %

12.5%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

Back Sept 2013

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Food paring & comments
Mud Cake
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99 / 100
ABV 12.5% Brewed with a monstrous amount of malt and combined with aggressive American hops, this beer is powerful and complex and designed to age. Smokiness is subtle but present and blends nicely with the rich, dark flavors.
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Vampire Slayer - 11%
Everything you'll need to slay a vampire!
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Smoked Imperial American Stout
Black
Alcohol %

11%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

Back Sept 2013

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Food paring & comments
After dinner drink.
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99 / 100

In a world full of uncertainty, hardship, and people trying to hold us back, do we need Vampires, too? Clown Shoes says, “No! Die, monsters, die!”
Our second anniversary ale incorporates signature dark malts, holy water, and malt smoked locally with hickory, ash, and vampire killing stakes.

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Chocolate Sombrero - 9%
Mexican stout!, and with a pepper Hit….try it and you'll want to speak Spanish!
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Mexican Chocolate Stout
Rich brown
Alcohol %

9%

Origin:

United States
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

Back Sept 2013

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Food paring & comments
Tirimasso, Mud Cake, Dark chocolate or keep it simple Vanilla Ice cream
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99 / 100

Roasted dark malts plus extra chocolate malts plus ancho chile plus cinnamon plus vanilla extract plus a chocolate loving, beer drinking, Clown Shoes wearing, multi-limbed, gorgeous and glorious Mexican wrestler on the label. That’s the recipe for a Chocolate Sombrero!

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Clementine 1.5 -
Take the original and double it, even more clementines :-)
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Double White Ale
Amber
Alcohol %

6.0%

IBU:

TBA
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 650ml
Disposable Kegs: 20ltr PubKegs with standard D coupler
Availability

Back Sept 2013

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Food paring & comments
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84 / 100 (Style)
Double the clementine and double the enjoyment :-)
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Genghis Pecan - 7%
A fantastic new porter brewed using natural Pecan's
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Brewery
Clown Shoes
Style & Colour
Pecan Porter
Rich Amber / Brown
Alcohol %

5.5%

IBU:

TBA
Sizes & Formats
Glass: 330ml
Availability

N/A

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Food paring & comments
Ice cream
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92 / 100
Their new Pecan Pie Porter no longer uses extract, but rather brown sugar and pecans roasted by friends at The Gallows in Boston. Buddy Hadry, a rep at Bella Vista in PA, gave them the name for this beer, the second Pecan beer now that he has named. Thank you, Buddy!

Pecans suck. That’s what I thought as a kid. Now I love them.

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